the more I remember I hated it this time last year, too. I hate to break it to you guys, but I gotta say that when pimping tickets to your sketch comedy extravaganza, saying "Oh, if you're sensitive to rape or violent a…

"To be fair, I am your patron." I know that I am not always a shining beacon of modesty. In fact, I can be downright arrogant and cocky. That's okay, I work hard at being a good student and deserve the occasional right…